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Samsung’s Note 7 nightmare shows no sign of ending, but it seems to be doing a great job of mimicking the function of other objects.

After the phablet gizmo started melting down, Samsung officially begun a recall and allegedly hired a third party battery provider since its own ventures hardly set the world alight. Hoho!

Samsung Mobile president DJ Koh told its loyal fan-base to literally drop it like it’s hot and immediately power down the Note 7.  This following Samsung’s first announcement a week ago for users to stop using the phone. Now they really mean it. STOP USING THE PHONE!

Not only is the Note 7 being put down en masse, latest figures say Samsung Electronics’ share price has gone down the toilet too, down 7% at the close of play today. Lots of sevens. But here are seven things the Note 7 is doing a great job of doubling up as, just to help raise some spirits.

1) The Properly Incendiary Note 7

This guy says his Jeep caught fire after leaving his Samsung phone plugged in https://t.co/8IKl3u0ptK pic.twitter.com/qTm9rtx3Mh

— BI Tech (@SAI) September 8, 2016

2) The Politically Incorrect Note 7

Galaxy Note 7 problem pic.twitter.com/dekciZDYg1 — Cynical Zemo (@ahmadzarief98) September 11, 2016

3) The Flight Risk Note 7

FAA Statement on Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Devices https://t.co/NADpT5Jma4 pic.twitter.com/e9uJvNmUUq

— The FAA (@FAANews) September 8, 2016

4) The Note 7 That Secretly has a Jellyfish Inside

Airlines now verbally warning passengers not to use Samsung Galaxy Note 7 on the plane https://t.co/hhV8O5iN7M pic.twitter.com/pAk2oNYBCW — Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) September 11, 2016

5) The Note 7 Grenade

note 7 grenade! pic.twitter.com/4EUZZw3AKa

— Jaycee (@VaNDaMMeEEe) September 6, 2016

6) The Note 7’s Most Desired Accessory

Самый нужный аксессуар pic.twitter.com/t2pdTkRcqA

— чудо-в-кедах (@oschest) September 12, 2016

7) And lastly, The Hideously Ironic Note 7 That Works Underwater

As it turns out, using it underwater is the only safe way to use a Galaxy Note 7. pic.twitter.com/CXW81TvAaI

— Paul Thurrott (@thurrott) September 2, 2016